Once upon a time live a man named Walter, He was taking a walk down the park as he saw a pigeon flying above his head, Walter wondered what the pigeon wanted from him? as the pigeon started poking his briefcase. Walter got annoyed and started shooing the pigeon away, but the pigeon wouldn’t leave him so walter squirted the pigeon with  water. Walter’s briefcase busted open and left his bagel to fall on the ground as the pigeon scrambled to the bagel. Walter wondered, Why is this stupid pigeon so interested in my bagel? As he suddenly remembered about his secret microphone.  The pigeon opened the bagel and took the secret microphone, Walter chased after him at a very high speed as the pigeon choked on the microphone while falling to his death, Walter got his secret microphone back and the bagel which he ate after the pigeon died.

Walter lived happily ever after